Praise "Bob"!

There is no HELL deep enough for the Norms who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) oppress the Slackmaster like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They are a DEAD END, but a dead end that can drag the Master of Slack down WITH them! The Slackmaster knows that his foes are the pathetic humans who - yes, the Norms who SURROUND us every day - are DOOMED never to know the blessed JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the pathetic humans don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Tomorrow is OBSOLETE, and it's not even here yet! Dobbs needs your MONEY! Every DAY, the very image of the mutated Dobbshead ABSOLUTELY, without question, has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Your blessedly INSANE genes are your DESTINY! wonderful is the Master of Slack! BLESSED is he who wants no Normal Normality. Like "Bob" himself, the Slackmaster has no NEED to be "cool," but KNOWS Bulldada. Praise "Bob!"

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?