Praise "Bob"!

Mutated is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who RANTS! Or not. The SubGenius I'm talking about will ride with the Sex Goddesses on X-day, and he KNOWS the Luck Plane. Praise "Bob!" And the Last Days are COMING! Slaves of Cthulhu, the Blandoid and his CORRUPT kin exist ONLY to rob the Earth of its Slack! They WANT to be stupid. Indeed, they will be annihilated by the great stalking Heads on X-Day! When they see their HAIR falling out they'll be SORRY, but it will be TOO LATE! You must UNMASK the False Prophets who (and praise "Bob" that YOU'RE not Normal) FEAR everything different. All around us the Drones live only to WORK and DIE and STEAL YOUR SLACK! If you only knew what you REALLY think, the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the WITLESS "Bobbies" - will EXPLODE at the intersection of the Time Planes and will be taken up in the Saucers!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?