November 26, 2008: Chibithulhu Picnic!

Beneath the trees, where nobody sees, they'll hide and seek as long as they please. Today? The day the Chibithulhus had their picnic.

I'd love to tell you that we painstakingly set up this shot. Checked lighting, gathered props, braved uncooperative weather, and all those expected things. Instead, I'm going to speak honestly with you folks. I will tell you the Elder God's Honest Truth: we found them like this. Out behind the building, just . . . chillin'.

No, I'm not sure what they were preparing to eat. You know what? I don't want to know. I'll sleep better not knowing. But you? You'll sleep better with one of these in your bedroom!

. . . Yeah, you saw what I did there, didn't you? Hey, if Paul wanted subtlety, he shouldn't have asked me to write this one. Besides, it's not like buying one of these little plush guys (quandary: do they have gender?) is going to kill you. I think. That certainly sounds right, anyway . . .

-- Fox Barrett