February 4, 2008: Bananas Are Class A Weapons

If fruit is desirable armament, then it can only mean one thing: Killer is back!

The original game of assassination has been uploaded to e23 for your speedy purchasing pleasure. Kill your friends with pillow anvils dropped upon their heads, beat them with rolled socks, and poison them a pie in the face. Oh, and water pistols -- right now most of you are a bit chilly to think getting dowsed is fun, but here in Texas, the next sweltering day is never far behind.

Now if we could just develop a Killer weapon that knocks cedar pollen out of the air, we could play outdoors in Austin year-round.
-- Paul Chapman