August 4, 2004: I'm A Sith Lord

So I finally got around to watching Episode 2 night before last. It was just as lame as anticipated. Lovely special effects, a couple of good battle scenes, nonsense plot, wooden line-reading, failures in continuity . . . Arf, arf. Do I think it was better than Ep 1? Well, at least there were no midichlorians. But this one had the Great Jedi Whining Contest. Wow, hard call. Somebody needs to create the Good Parts Cut for Episode 2 . . . it'll be about 20 minutes long.

If you love every Star Wars film and think my criticisms are petty and unfair, then DO NOT look here and do NOT click on "Darkside Switch." You won't laugh.
-- Steve Jackson

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