April 8, 2008: About That Cheeseburger . . .

I'm really sorry that I didn't work "I haz cheezburger can!" into that posting somewhere. If you have no idea why that's funny, you're certainly not going to find out from me. You can start the process of not finding out by not viewing this video.

Pete Wyeth was kind enough to send me a pointer to the Whole Chicken in a Can. Okay, perhaps "kind" is not the word that I want here. But I'm impressed. If you are aware of a canned item worthy to stand beside the chicken and the cheeseburger in a Pantry from Hell, drop me a line. I'll compile the best results at some point, because, you know, I really have nothing better to do with my time.
-- Steve Jackson